I am boarding another plane this evening. The question that I always ponder at such times is why do airlines make the people 'down the back' walk past the business and first class seats after a lengthy period being deprived of decent food, a seat that reclines to any decent degree, knees that aren't squashed against the seat in front of you, and a movie that isn't halfway through when you want to watch it ?

Is it not punishment enough to have spent 10 hours strapped into a chair with a perfect stranger 6 inches away from you (the same person who has stolen your pillow and who is now snoring into your shoulder)? Anyone who lives with the idea that flying is glamorous should really give me a call.

There is some good news though. Destination for this trip is Melbourne for the Derby and Cup. I am also (for once) not traveling in a work capacity so I won't, alas, be supplying you with race previews or trackside photos.

As an aside (and no, before someone asks the question this ISN'T why I didn't seek media accreditation on this occasion!) did you know that you can't wear open toe sandals to the VRC carnival if you are a journalist ?! I'm wondering if thereare high heel/ sandal police who check everyone as they board the media bus each morning?

"I'm sorry madam - there are some toes visible there - you will have to step aside please" (god knows how the fashion journos get by).

Whilst the blog will still be updated in my absence (alternative correspondent enthusiasm, hotel broadband and wireless connections contingent !) reports may be a bit slower than normal. This blog now has a huge number of readers and many of you email saying you appreciate the daily updates .... On this occasion I will be relying on you cutting me a little bit of slack for a few days!